Wednesday, September 14, 2011

For Jeff

While speaking with co-workers at Waco Hall the following conversation ensued:

Jeff: I eat nothing but crap and still don't gain any weight.

Megan: I knew somebody who had that problem and when they went to the doctor their intestines were flipped.

Me: Maybe YOUR intestines are flipped!

Jeff (looking at me with accusatory eyes): Did you do that to me?

Me: Whuuu? I'm sorry, how/when could I have possibly done that?

Jeff: I'm a pretty heavy sleeper.

P.S. What's that urban myth about waking up in a bathtub with your organs gone? Weird.

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