Wednesday, October 26, 2011
Monday, October 24, 2011
There is something mentally wrong with me today
So I'm sitting on the couch and creating some of my best paintings (by paintings I mean drawings in paint) when all of a sudden my computer just turned off. I'm all like, "that's weird"'
and turn it back on. Then the computer won't recognize my charger. So THEN I'm all like, "WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" So I decide, based on my vast technological knowledge and experience, that the problem is just the outlet and I go into my room and plug it in and it STILL doesn't work.
Then I'm like "oh no you didn't" and I start to panic a little but I have to go to work so I decide to postpone the anxiety attack and simply call my techy sister Kelsey. As it turns out she isn't really techy at all but knows how to google and has a friend that IS very techy that she gives all her problems to. So she asks him and he says get a new charger and I'm like, "HOW MUCH?!" because I had to pay $80 dues for StuFu today and really can't afford an $80 charger. But Kelsey, the sister I trust ever so much, tells me $20. So the anxiety subsides and I go to work worry free thinking I'll stop by Best Buy after work.
THEN.... I ask Aaron if he will go with me (because those customer service situations stress me out) and he says "call first and ask if they have it"
Immediately I'm shocked that they could possibly not have exactly what I need so I ask him to do it and he gets on the website and sees that it will be $70.
yeah.
So I immediately start crying.
I know you are thinking.. Kayla, seriously? And you're right to think that because WHO does that? Nobody.
Well, Aaron, as per his job description, rushes to my apartment having heard me sob on the phone. He tells me I can use his computer and we can probably order a cheaper charger online but just in case it's something else let's take it to the ResTech people at Baylor (residential technology... I think... that could be made up.... it could be resolution, or respect, or resentful... which is prob what it is because they really are just college nerds who stay hunched over their computers all day and probably resent everybody for bringing their stupid problems to them... all though in reality I am just a nerdy college student hunched over my computer all day). So we go and I'm still so stressed that I can't even talk to the girl at the counter without crying so I look up at Aaron, he rolls his eyes, and explains the situation. Turns out it IS the charger and I DO have to buy one.
We walk out of the place and I am on the verge of a nervous breakdown... and Aaron can clearly see it coming. So the following conversation ensues:
Aaron: You aren't even stressed because you have homework to do or anything... you just want to be able to waste hours on stupid websites
Me: (I was going to deny it but...)YEEEEEEEEES. (at this point I began balling).
Aaron: OH MY GOSH.
Me: IT'S NOT JUST THAT... I don't have the money either!! Okay... I'll admit it.. I'm addicted to the internet. I have a problem. (still sobbing)
Aaron: Maybe this is good for you.. maybe you need to have a little computer fast.
Me: Pr-pr-pr-pr-o-ab-lyyyyyy
Aaron: I've never seen you cry like this... It's amazing.
I then began to laugh-sob
Aaron: This is the ugliest cry I've ever seen. Are you menstruating?
I then realized I didn't even have THAT as an excuse. I wasn't even sad anymore I was just crying uncontrollably. I looked like Kim Kardashian when she cries.
Every time I opened my mouth it was just noises coming out.
Then Aaron said, "when we get married I'm buying you like the nicest computer ever."
Then I started to cry because I was so touched.
And then, as a reward for my nervous breakdown Aaron bought me a blizzard.
Oh, and don't worry Kelsey's tech friend is taking care of the sitch. Only I still don't have a computer... this is being blogged from Aaron's. He's looking suspiciously at me, as I frantically type, wondering what I'm doing...
And sorry, but my paintings are all saved on my computer so it will be a week at least until I can post that one and the star wars post. Bummer... I know.
Then I'm like "oh no you didn't" and I start to panic a little but I have to go to work so I decide to postpone the anxiety attack and simply call my techy sister Kelsey. As it turns out she isn't really techy at all but knows how to google and has a friend that IS very techy that she gives all her problems to. So she asks him and he says get a new charger and I'm like, "HOW MUCH?!" because I had to pay $80 dues for StuFu today and really can't afford an $80 charger. But Kelsey, the sister I trust ever so much, tells me $20. So the anxiety subsides and I go to work worry free thinking I'll stop by Best Buy after work.
THEN.... I ask Aaron if he will go with me (because those customer service situations stress me out) and he says "call first and ask if they have it"
Immediately I'm shocked that they could possibly not have exactly what I need so I ask him to do it and he gets on the website and sees that it will be $70.
yeah.
So I immediately start crying.
I know you are thinking.. Kayla, seriously? And you're right to think that because WHO does that? Nobody.
Well, Aaron, as per his job description, rushes to my apartment having heard me sob on the phone. He tells me I can use his computer and we can probably order a cheaper charger online but just in case it's something else let's take it to the ResTech people at Baylor (residential technology... I think... that could be made up.... it could be resolution, or respect, or resentful... which is prob what it is because they really are just college nerds who stay hunched over their computers all day and probably resent everybody for bringing their stupid problems to them... all though in reality I am just a nerdy college student hunched over my computer all day). So we go and I'm still so stressed that I can't even talk to the girl at the counter without crying so I look up at Aaron, he rolls his eyes, and explains the situation. Turns out it IS the charger and I DO have to buy one.
We walk out of the place and I am on the verge of a nervous breakdown... and Aaron can clearly see it coming. So the following conversation ensues:
Aaron: You aren't even stressed because you have homework to do or anything... you just want to be able to waste hours on stupid websites
Me: (I was going to deny it but...)YEEEEEEEEES. (at this point I began balling).
Aaron: OH MY GOSH.
Me: IT'S NOT JUST THAT... I don't have the money either!! Okay... I'll admit it.. I'm addicted to the internet. I have a problem. (still sobbing)
Aaron: Maybe this is good for you.. maybe you need to have a little computer fast.
Me: Pr-pr-pr-pr-o-ab-lyyyyyy
Aaron: I've never seen you cry like this... It's amazing.
I then began to laugh-sob
Aaron: This is the ugliest cry I've ever seen. Are you menstruating?
I then realized I didn't even have THAT as an excuse. I wasn't even sad anymore I was just crying uncontrollably. I looked like Kim Kardashian when she cries.
Every time I opened my mouth it was just noises coming out.
Then Aaron said, "when we get married I'm buying you like the nicest computer ever."
Then I started to cry because I was so touched.
And then, as a reward for my nervous breakdown Aaron bought me a blizzard.
Oh, and don't worry Kelsey's tech friend is taking care of the sitch. Only I still don't have a computer... this is being blogged from Aaron's. He's looking suspiciously at me, as I frantically type, wondering what I'm doing...
And sorry, but my paintings are all saved on my computer so it will be a week at least until I can post that one and the star wars post. Bummer... I know.
Wednesday, October 19, 2011
I tried to be nice and he threatened to break up with me.
Email chain:
Me:
Aaron: Hilarious
Me: You're just saying that. You aren't even looking at the pics I bet. The next one I send is going to be a dead puppy and you're going to respond : Hilarious and I'm gonna be all like, "I knew it"
Aaron: Mark Hamill has had a career though, a successful career as a voice actor. He's the joker!
Me: Yeah his CAREER is a joke.
Aaron: You're mean
Me:
Aaron: You're about to be riding solo.
Me: Which of these messages made you stop loving me? I only ask so I can go back in time and not send that one. Is it this one?
Aaron: It was the last three.
He then admitted later that the Riding Solo pic was funny... which is true.
I just try and make my Star Wars loving boyfriend happy and he threatens to break up with me.
Speaking of Star Wars.... Get ready for an amazing Star Wars related post.
Me:
Aaron: Hilarious
Me: You're just saying that. You aren't even looking at the pics I bet. The next one I send is going to be a dead puppy and you're going to respond : Hilarious and I'm gonna be all like, "I knew it"
Aaron: Mark Hamill has had a career though, a successful career as a voice actor. He's the joker!
Me: Yeah his CAREER is a joke.
Aaron: You're mean
Me:
Aaron: You're about to be riding solo.
Me: Which of these messages made you stop loving me? I only ask so I can go back in time and not send that one. Is it this one?
Aaron: It was the last three.
He then admitted later that the Riding Solo pic was funny... which is true.
I just try and make my Star Wars loving boyfriend happy and he threatens to break up with me.
Speaking of Star Wars.... Get ready for an amazing Star Wars related post.
Saturday, October 8, 2011
To those of you who've been wanting to comment on all of my posts....
UPDATE: After this post I expected thousands of comments and have yet to receive one.
I changed the settings! You can now comment on my blog posts without having an account. That's right all you crazy anonymous stalkers.... feel free to comment away. Oh, and to all of you who "follow" me without following me.... this has got to stop. Come on peeps I only have 6 followers. Quite frankly it's pathetic.
Can't wait to see all of my comments and followers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I changed the settings! You can now comment on my blog posts without having an account. That's right all you crazy anonymous stalkers.... feel free to comment away. Oh, and to all of you who "follow" me without following me.... this has got to stop. Come on peeps I only have 6 followers. Quite frankly it's pathetic.
Can't wait to see all of my comments and followers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monday, October 3, 2011
It's that time of the year
I had an interview for my internship for social work today. At the same time, I felt.... not good. It's about that time of the year when I start toting my tissue box around with me and apologizing for my grossness.
The giant lips thing is normal............. because I have giant lips................
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