Thursday, July 11, 2013

2 angry men... like the movie only not about a jury and really only one man... cause I'm a woman.

There once were two happy people. They were married, they were in love, but then they had squirrels.
I know what you're thinking:

But no.
Picture this:

Only more evil.

I managed to find a copy of the squirrels' daily agenda. It was nearly illegible and written in squirrel so I've copied it for you here:

7:30am-10pm: frollick outside- chase each other around and be adorable
10pm: go inside but be very quiet and sneaky
11pm: wait for apartment dwellers to fall asleep
12am-5am: crawl silently in the ceiling until the spot directly above the apartment dwellers' has been found
5:30am-7am: scratch with the fury of ten thousand squirrels
7:15am: hear apartment dweller's alarm sound, stop scratching and return to outside for frollicking. 
Repeat tomorrow and every day until the end of time.

I also managed to find a copy of Aaron's internet search history:

Squirrel in ceiling
Squirrel scratching in ceiling
Squirrel scratching incessantly in ceiling
How to kill all the squirrels everywhere.

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